Thursday, August 6, 2009

America's Next Top Fish: the competition heats up

Last time, on America's Next Top Fish:
- Juan Carlos began to work on relaxing his mouth
- But Howard started to ramp it up, bringing fierce competition
- And Einstein continues to be amazed by elephants, preposterous members of the dinosaur family.

*dramatic music* Wanna be on TOP? *picture of Tyra**picture of Tyra**picture of Tyra* On TOP? *picture of Tyra**back-up singers* Top!

Howard continues his fascination with the filters in the tank, surreptitiously trying different faces in his reflection.

But he's secretly practicing his fierceness. Sneaky.

Meanwhile, Juan Carlos is learning to relax his mouth, which Tyra totally scorned him for last week.


He's making progress, but just when Juan Carlos finally learns to relax his mouth, Howard is RIGHT THERE, besting him with a sultry look that would make any former Victoria's Secret model jealous:


Tyra is not be happy. "You have to be sexy, but not hoochie. Juan Carlos, you really disappointed me today."

Poor Juan Carlos. Will he ever rise above?

The battle. . . continues.

1 comment:

  1. Aren't we all always secretly practicing our fierceness?

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